Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Cats

Cats are my least favourite animals in the planet. Don't get me wrong, I'm not an animal abuser. Animal abusers are on of my least favourite people in the planet. It is not that I'm scared of or hated cats, I just don't see why some people love cats. I am going to use the CAF tool (Consider All Factors) to show you why I don't like them. And I will be objective on this, I hope.
So let's get started.

1) Cats are very persistent and determinant.
-Comments: an admirable spirit that should be cultivated by all human beings, but not when they kept getting up the tables, stare at your food and stare back at you, in infinite number of times. It was like someone keeps looking at you eating and say:"Hey bro, I guess you can't finish that, mind to share?" or "Whatssup man, and hey, your food looks delicious, how stingy of you not to share." They will even keep coming back after you shoo them away and back to the staring competition once again.


2) Cats have innocent looks
-Comments: I don't think it is working for me. Kittens maybe. I won't let my guards down just because you have a pair of big goo goo eyes. Cats, just look at yourselves in the mirror when you go raiding the dustbins for food or killing a mouse. You just do not seem CUTE to me. Try other moves on me.


Please tell me that this pictures say "Cunning, eerie confusing eyes"
rather than "cute big goo goo eyes".


3) Cats hygiene
-Comments: I personally think cats are very dirty. I prefer insects or fish. I mean I can catch insects and fish with my barehands but never a cat. I do not know why I have this kind of idea, but I think cats are dirtier than a cockroach, maybe because I always saw cats with those skin diseases.

4) Cats' "date"
-Comments: Dude, I know you are looking for your life partner, but keep it at a minimum noise. It may sound romantic and cute for your darling, but it sounds creepy and annoying for me, especially when I am getting to sleep.

Conclusion:
Maybe all cats that I refer to are just Malaysia's stray cats. I don't know. But cartoon cats are definitely exceptional. If there are any cat lovers out there, do leave comments on why cats are lovable.

Sunday, May 1, 2011

Night's still Young


"The night is still young" seems to have become my motto. I've been staying up late recently, and by recently, I mean since the starting of this semester. I'll be starring Po, the Panda in Kungfu Panda 3 if I couldn't get any more sleep because I am having this two shadowy black circles under my eyes. Just need to gain some weight to be like Po.

I actually prefer early morning than midnight but I just couldn't help staying up late. I always think that I can get more time to do my stuffs by sleeping less, but without fail, I always ends up waking up late and wastes more time. It is not that my university life is so hectic that I need to be engaged with all the works all the time but this loyal lover of mine will never leave me alone - facebook a.k.a dramas a.k.a FIFA.

While staying up late, I'm always in front of my laptop, sipping coffees and having snacks, not forgetting the sickening instant noodles. Music is my only companion. Coffees do not help at all. Livita or Red Bulls are no fight too. Sleepy but insist to stay up late, what an irony, but that's the problem I'm facing.

I guess I will have to say that staying up late is an addiction too and in my case, more dangerous than cigarette. Last advice: "Don't do this at home!"