Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Cats

Cats are my least favourite animals in the planet. Don't get me wrong, I'm not an animal abuser. Animal abusers are on of my least favourite people in the planet. It is not that I'm scared of or hated cats, I just don't see why some people love cats. I am going to use the CAF tool (Consider All Factors) to show you why I don't like them. And I will be objective on this, I hope.
So let's get started.

1) Cats are very persistent and determinant.
-Comments: an admirable spirit that should be cultivated by all human beings, but not when they kept getting up the tables, stare at your food and stare back at you, in infinite number of times. It was like someone keeps looking at you eating and say:"Hey bro, I guess you can't finish that, mind to share?" or "Whatssup man, and hey, your food looks delicious, how stingy of you not to share." They will even keep coming back after you shoo them away and back to the staring competition once again.


2) Cats have innocent looks
-Comments: I don't think it is working for me. Kittens maybe. I won't let my guards down just because you have a pair of big goo goo eyes. Cats, just look at yourselves in the mirror when you go raiding the dustbins for food or killing a mouse. You just do not seem CUTE to me. Try other moves on me.


Please tell me that this pictures say "Cunning, eerie confusing eyes"
rather than "cute big goo goo eyes".


3) Cats hygiene
-Comments: I personally think cats are very dirty. I prefer insects or fish. I mean I can catch insects and fish with my barehands but never a cat. I do not know why I have this kind of idea, but I think cats are dirtier than a cockroach, maybe because I always saw cats with those skin diseases.

4) Cats' "date"
-Comments: Dude, I know you are looking for your life partner, but keep it at a minimum noise. It may sound romantic and cute for your darling, but it sounds creepy and annoying for me, especially when I am getting to sleep.

Conclusion:
Maybe all cats that I refer to are just Malaysia's stray cats. I don't know. But cartoon cats are definitely exceptional. If there are any cat lovers out there, do leave comments on why cats are lovable.

10 comments:

Sayonara said...

cats are cute.
i love cats :)

cyang said...

btw, just to let you know, yesterday afternoon when u are sleeping, got one cat ran into our room, and almost sleep at ur icc stuff there.

one more factor, cats' shit are horribly, terribly, vegetably smelly. [because they are omnivorous(?)]

cheewah said...

well i not a pet-lover...

cheehwei said...

Hi5 bro, i abhor cats!

ryus said...

sayonara, not convincing enough, haha...

cyang, i'm getting rid of the icc stuff soon.. but need sabar for a while more..

cheewah, no other type of pets u like meh? maybe tarantula or scorpion.

sis, mailed u my Hi5, hahaha

ZJ said...

Cats are very hiao.

head vs tail said...

je deteste les chats aussi! :)

ryus said...

Hi5 for all!!!

except for sayonara, u'll have a Low5, hahahaa

Anonymous said...

As to the cats, i have had several of them, everything you have said is true, but, when you got nothing to do and when they just randomly plop down on your lap and just let you pet them and they look up at you with thouse cute eyes, one can but not wonder why on earth do cats love use so? to that i dont even know. But i love them nonetheless and cherish them just as i would anyone one else or a friend for that matter.

ryus said...

hey anonymous,

now kinda have a grasp of the idea of why some ppl like cats..

still, i do not like cats, maybe bcoz we're referring to different type of cats